Why do I keep scratching,
Scratching my balls?
I don’t like this feeling,
I don’t like it at all.
Cause I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood.
There’s crab eggs in my bed,
They’re in the carpet too,… (więcej…)
I don’t wanna go and party,
I don’t wanna shoot the pier,
I don’t wanna take the doggie for a walk,
I don’t wanna look at naked chicks and rink beer,
I don’t wanna do a bong load,… (więcej…)
(Making love ukelele style)
(Making love ukelele style)
Making love ukelele style you needn’t be in Waikiki
Making love ukelele style to a lovely ukelele serenade
When you love ukelele style
Well everyone knows you’re heart will float far away
To a tropic isle while a ukelele tune is softly played… (więcej…)
Everybody step back from the mic
As I set it off
All playin’ the wall
It’s time to sweat it off
Anybody with staatic oh please try
I’ll do ya like Godfather 3
And do a fly by
Time to rip and hit and strangle
I eat Guardian Angels
And toy emcees
With their names on the front page
I bury in shallow graves
I don’t… (więcej…)
It’s the way of the world…
Remember you were in school and I followed you home.
I remember, didn’t think I existed but we’re comin’ together right now.
I’ve been runnin’, I’ve been hidin’, it’s the way of the world.
You say it’s over, but the world keeps turnin’ ’round…. (więcej…)
Hey there Mr. Taxi Driver
Take me to the station
I’ve been around for too long
You said I lack understanding
That I don’t know right from wrong
But oh no
There’s a… (więcej…)